A Day (and Night) in the Life of a Naked Butler
Do you want to know what happens in the day (and night) in the life of a naked butler?
Even though our butlers are naturally hunky, there’s more to being a successful UK male stripper than just taking off your clothes and smiling. To give you an idea of what it’s like to be one of our team, here is a day in the life of a naked butler.
Wake up…
My alarm goes off at the same time every morning – even if I’ve been working the night before! Monday to Friday, I am in an office, and weekends I am at the gym early. When I first started at Butlers with Bums, it was strange to have to put on a suit and tie for my day job and nothing but an apron for my night job, but it didn’t take long to get used to it. I’d hate to imagine what would happen if I got them mixed up!
Health and Beauty
I don’t mind admitting that I am a high maintenance guy but I consider it part of my job. If a woman is going to hire me as a male model for a life drawing hen night, for example, she deserves me looking the best I can. I have a naturally hairy chest, which isn’t fashionable at the moment, and I don’t like waxing, so I shave it most mornings. As well as regular fake tanning sessions, I get my hair cut every week or two.
If I wasn’t working for Butlers with Bums, I would still be at the gym five or six times a week. A couple of us train together so it’s as much sociable as it is physical. I am a regular runner, and have recently done a few obstacle races which were great fun. I’d like to do more but I have to be careful not to get bruised or injured! There’s nothing sexy about a naked butler on crutches!
Diet
What I eat is a huge part of staying in peak condition. Like lots of men, I love pizza and beer but these do make me feel (and look) bloated so I avoid them if I have a job the next night. I eat a lot of lean protein and salads. My trainer at the gym advises me on nutrition. He’s also a male stripper, so he understands the requirements of my job.
Work
I seriously love my job as a naked butler. It is so much fun and no event is the same. I’m a friendly guy and enjoy talking to people so a job like this is perfect for me. Some women like me to get involved with their party, while for others I am there more as a decoration or to be their waiter. No job feels like any other because every group of hens is different, and that’s one of the reasons I like it so much.
Family and Friends
I have never had a problem telling my family or friends that I’m a naked butler. My mum knows I’ve always been a bit of a performer so I don’t think she is surprised. My mates tease me from time to time but never seriously.
I think they’re jealous that they don’t have as much fun at their jobs as I do. How many other guys get to be the centre of so much female attention?!
